Witty Put-Downs to Dull Text Pickup Lines

Sometimes, online flirting can be very annoying. On the whole, unimaginative pickup attempts meet with equally straightforward, witty put-downs. But, occasionally, the biting replies to romantic messages prove so incredibly witty that they cause hysterical laughter instead of disappointment!

Scroll down to see our selection of hilarious examples of witty put-downs and failed online romance!


She took it literally


It’s just common sense, isn’t it?


Because of his love for the food


No words necessary here




You can look but you cannot touch


Failed at cooking AND dating




He really is a genius




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